ZOMG WOOSH

2007-12-02T23:39:00.001-08:00

Writer: Joanna
Disclaimer: MCR isn't real. (lol)
Kudos: my imaginationnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

*grocery shopping at Icy Kool Storage*

*Gerard's list*

1) Pantene Anti-Dandruff shampoo
2) wood polish
3) stamps
4) canned peaches
5) tissue packets

*Bob's list*

1) Grease proof paper
2) Sombrero
3) Nachos
4) Dip
5) swimming trunks
6) shaving cream

*Gen's list*

1) Seventeen magazine
2) lipgloss
3) frozen pizza
4) MUST BUY PAPER FOR AEROPLANES!!!!!!!
5) glue
6) ask mikey for money

*Pete's list*

1) hair gel
2) darlie
3) colgate
4) aqua fresh
5) comb
6) needle and thread
7) moose *scratches off* mouse *scratches off* moustache *scratches off* monkey cream

*Jo's list*

1) My little pony
2) The Yellow Pages
3) Diet coke
4) Blow torch
*doodles a picture of mikey killing draco*

*Ria's list*

1) Baygon

*Mikey's list*

1) Asthma medicine
2) Vertigo medicine
3) panadol
4) rysthine
5) tyenol
6) acatine
7)vitamin a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z
8) copy of queer eye for the straight guy
9) mylanta
10) gripe water
11) mysitocinoclobunilefalinnegraymunnoticitistic medication
12) kitkat

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2007-11-24T07:29:00.000-08:00

Writer: Joanna
Disclaimer: MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Kudos: memememememe:)))) inspiration: mr bean

Bob: zingapalooza.... *sings*

Gen: Bob... *whisper*

Bob: who called my name? *confused stunned look*

Gen: Bobby-o... *whisper*

Bob: Bobby -O?? what the..

Gen: Bobby-kins..

Bob: OK, I DRAW THE LINE at BOBBYKINS.

Gen: *throws fishing line with gummy worm at the end towards bob*

Bob: *salivates* gummmmmy......

Gen: Yummy bobby....

Bob: mmmmm yess strange voice... yummyyyy

Gen: *drags fishing line towards huge glass window* *tosses gummy out of window*

Bob: YAAAAAAAA!!!!! *jumps*

Mikey: *intervenes and jumps out of the window and grabs gummy* HALLELUJAH!!

Bob: OMG mikey you are so unbelievably stupid.

Mikey: *looks up, around down* I'm goin' down... *falls into clump of bushes*

Bob: O.O MIKEY

Gen: o shit... *dashes behind potted plant*

*doorbell*

*bob answers*

*mikey comes in looking like a bush*

*bob picks twigs out of his hair*

Mikey: I got the gummy :)) *worm sticks out of his mouth*

Bob: Uh mikey..

Mikey: *chew* mmmmmm...............

Bob: *hurl*

Mikey: *horrified* ZOMG WHAT THE F-
AAA
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AAAAA
AAAAAAAAA
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AAAA
AAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAA
AAAA
AAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WHEEEE~~

2007-11-24T05:27:00.000-08:00

Writer: Mariah
Disclamer: I DON'T OWN THIS DUHHHH
Kudos: no one but me :)

Gee: WE'LL CARRY OOONN! WE'LL CARRY...*plunk*

*Rubs forehead*

Gee: OW! WHAT THE... *Picks up object* L-L-L-LOLI...

Mikey: Oh shit...

Gee: *eyes sparkle**GRIN* MY LOLIPOP! ~POP~ YOU MAKE MY HEART GO GIDDY-UP!

*audience gasp*

*girls shriek*

*guys faint*

Gee: TEEHEEHEE *GIGGLES!!!*

Ray: AHHH! *Girly shriek* A GIRL IN OUR BAND!

Rai+gen+jo: HEY!

Ray: Who asked you!

Frank+mikey: *Drags gee around stage* what are we gonne do?!

*crowd leaves*

mikey: omg they're leaving!

frank: WE CAN SEE THAT!

ray: OMG WHO THREW THE DAMN LOLIPOP?!
*Gee giggles excesively*

Cel: ehehheheeheh

jo+ria+gen: CEL! *SMACK*

Cel: WHAT?! I DIDN'T DO IT! CAN'T A PERSON JUST LAUGH EVILLY TO HERSELF??

jo+gen+ria: =__=lll

*crowd begins moving to exit*

"HALT!"

Audience: HUH?

Bob: HOLD-ETH THEE LEGS! FOR THOU SHALL ENTERTAIN-ETH THY FANATICS!

jo+gen+ria+cel+chels: HEY!

Bob: FORSOOTH! For thou hath...*drones on about Macbeth*

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bob: How about some specially designed LEGOS BY BOB?

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Toss legos to the crowd*

guy: OW MY EYE! OMG BOB BRYAR JUST HURT MY EYE! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bob: hehehe. *walks backstage* so hows my widdle gee >.<

gee: heeheehee

Ray: EEEEEEEEEEK!!

jo+gen+ria: GEE! GEE! *runs towards*

mikey: HEY! Who let you in here?!

jo: some random japanese guy...uh...Harry?

bob: its HAROLD BILLABONG

jo: OH RIGHT!!!I REMEMBER!

bob: darn that bong...

gee: ooooh! pweetty girlyyy *point*

jo: who me?

ria: GASP! SNAP OUT OF IT! *SLAP!*

Ev1: MARIAH!

ria: WHAAT?

gee: whoooaaa...wtf??

ev1: YAY!

gee: O_o?

-T.B.C-

2007-11-24T04:41:00.001-08:00

Writer: Joanna
Disclaimer: Don't own em' except for RMG/RJG yaddi yadda...
Credits: Genevieve & Ria for writing this with me on MSN.

*gen and jo moshing at mcr*
*gen folds love letter to bob into a paper aeroplane*
*throws it as far as she can*
*hits bob in the eye*
*stops playing*
*huge audience gasp*

bob: o.o who threw this?

gen: I DIDD :)))))))))))))))))))))))

bob: O.o... WHEE!! I LOVE AEROPLANES!!!!! *begins flying around the stage making paper aeroplane sounds.*

bob: VWOOSH!! VWOOSHIEE!!! KABAAM KABOOM!!!!! KEDEBAK KEDEBUK!!!!!

gen+jo: O.o?

g: uh bob.

bob: *pause* yes, my heart burner?

g: .... uh could you start playing again please?

bob; *blinks* *shuffles* uh yeah.. uh sure... where you want me at...

audience :THE DRUMS!!!!

bob: uh right. *crushes aeroplane and flings it behind him*

gen: *crack* my.... letter...

jo: *howls with laughter at gen's face*

ria: *takes picture*

gen: *growls* AAAA *Bangs ria's camera against celeste's head*

cel: OWIEEEEE >:(

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someone continue for me please...